Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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