that's an acceptable place to lick
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Randomize
