Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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