Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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