Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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