My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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