U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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