I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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