But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
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