I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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