no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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