i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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