I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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