problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
i now understand why vodka
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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