First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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