Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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