I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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