Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
jump out the window naked night went bad
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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