We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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