just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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