I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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