Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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