Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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