Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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