is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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