yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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