brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Me too!
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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