just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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