is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Holy sore nipples Batman
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I have post one night stand depression
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