Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Randomize
