My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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