Don't you send me to vm
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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