i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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