its not stalking. its research.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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