I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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