Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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