I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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