Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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