i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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