I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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