I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
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