In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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