Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Drake has all the answers
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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