i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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