8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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