white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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