Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
handjob tips. give me some.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
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