This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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