the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
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i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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