Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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