Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
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