It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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