Yo dont text me then not text me
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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