Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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