Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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