Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
